Monday, December 10, 2007

The Media Ruins Everything

The New York Times had to go and tell everyone about the Gate D Party that takes place at halftime of every Jets home game, and now it's ruined for everyone.

The Times reports (gleefully I presume), that no tits were shown during yesterday's game.

More fans and more security than ever crowded around Gate D, and some slutty females seeking positive affirmation from a group of drunk horny men were told by security that they were instigating, merely by having breasts in the proximity of all those guys who have never seen a pair before.

Eric McDermott, a 22-year-old student at The Ohio State University, exposed only her belly button, teasing the angry masses and getting herself booed. I imagine she's much sluttier back in Columbus.

Also, the MySpace page called JetsTits, which had been a source for the photos and videos of the Gate D Parties, has been removed.

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