Saturday, October 25, 2008

The Bad Guys Won

In a game that set offensive football back 50 years Penn State beat Ohio State 13-6 in Columbus. With no tough games left (Iowa, Indiana, Michigan State) and no conference title game, the Nittaly Lions should cruise to the BCS National Title Game where they'll get the chance to restore the Big Ten's reputation.
(Note: I don't expect both Texas and Alabama to remain unbeaten.)
But, the biggest challenge for the State Penn may come off the field where they'll have to keep their players out of jail, which isn't such an easy thing for them to do lately.
So congratulations to Freedo, Nails, JLeary and any other Penn State alums who are sounding out the words to this post.
And Buckeye Nation, I move to revoke Pizza Parlor Bob's passport. Ohio State NEVER wins when he's in Columbus.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybin sure wiped his ass with TP!!!!

COME TO PENNNNNN STTTTTTTATE!!!
-joepa

See even when you have to eat crow, you still can't eat crow. Talking all that smack, and the Suckeyes can't get it done at home at night.

The good guys actually won last night.

Paul said...

The Spread HD was completely shut down by Laurinitis and company. But Pryor just isn't ready for prime time yet. And they still might have won if he hadn't fumbled.
Isn't it embarrassing to see JoePa sitting up there like a lump and having no impact on the game? He can't even get out of his seat to go to the locker room at halftime.
You should be embarrassed by this puppet regime.
And I didn't talk any smack about this game, you asked me to and I declined, hoping the team would do the talking on the field.
They didn't so I admitted Penn State won and is probably going to the National Title game.

Anonymous said...

You obviously don't have any idea what you are talking about. Perhaps it's the Syracuse alumni status, where they haven't seen decent (and that is generous) college football since PSU alumnus Paul Pasqualoni coached there.

In an attempt to correct the mistakes you made in this post:

1. Laurinitis didn't shut down shit. He made two, count them two tackles, and assisted on 10, and that is a ridiculous stat because most of them Animal boy just jumped on the pile.

2. What is embarassing about an 82 year old coach whose team is 9-0. Um, last time i checked, he had the most loyal staff in football (check your stats on how long his assistants have been with him), and he is very involved. In fact, numerous news sources have claimed he was screaming to open up the playbook and that they were being too conservative.

It's ok, every other OSU fan just picks on JoePa because there is nothing you can say about this year's PSU team except they are a hell of a football team.

So...whose it going to be at the Cuse? Lane Kiffin, Tommy Tuberville, I hear Fat Fulmer may be available.