Nailin Palin

Hustler Video is at it again, going after Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin. Lisa Ann has been tapped to play Serra Paylin in "Who's Nailin Paylin?"



Paylin "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!" There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.
The part of Hilly will be played by Nina Hartley who famously had an "ass in her cock" in "Boogie Nights."

TMZ got the whole script for the movie, which doesn't read all that well. I'm guessing you have to see it for yourself.

This seems like the second greatest porn adaptation of current events, but nothing will ever beat Tobey Bryan's Backdoor Violation.