Thursday, October 30, 2008

Looking at Boobies is Dangerous

A 29-year-old man was shot in both legs outside a convenience store in Reading, Pennsylvania.
The victim and his friend were getting gas when they saw a woman lift her shirt, exposing her breasts.
While they were looking at her, a male got out of a vehicle and fired five shots at the victim.
It was unclear whether the gunman was with the woman or if the two incidents were related.
Of course the gunman was with the woman. They were obviously having some kind of argument and she said "oh yeah, well I'm going to show my tits to these two strangers, and then I'm going to do a little DP with them."
And at that, her enraged boyfriend pulled out the gun and shot the dude ogling his woman.
Why didn't he just shoot the woman?
Because he was angling for make-up sex.

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