Wednesday, June 14, 2006

A Magazine Justin Will Hide From Kelly

Tera Patrick is on the cover of the new FHM. She is one of Justin's favorite actresses and one of the most famous women in the most successful business on the internet. One part of her interview may upset Big Ton though:

"People think adult-film stars can do every position all night long. Well, here’s a secret—I totally suck at reverse cowgirl. I wish I could put it in every one of my contracts that I don’t have to do it. It’s way too much work on the legs. And to be honest, I don’t like putting that much effort into sex.”

10 comments:

Ton said...

Heh..very funny. I am furious she doesn't like reverse cowgirl though. It should be her responsibility to workout, so that it's easier to do. She's a pornstar, she should be able to do my favorite positions.

Also funny, cuz I ran across a site last night called cleancafe.com (i think) and it lists the top 20 searched for stars, and has a decent set of links to their specific clips (the small ones, like 15-30 seconds). Its a handy way to study up on some stars I wasn't familiar with....not that I'm into this stuff.

Anonymous said...

Why does her face look like she's 80? She looks like Talia Shire. Very disappointing. She's getting old.
Love the tig-o-bities though.

Anonymous said...

I hate this bitch. My real name is Tara Patrick. She stole this from me. Her real name is Linda Hopkins.

Paul said...

I don't think she is starting to look old. She is only 29. Supposedly those tigolbitties you love so much are real. I have my doubts. She is married to an actor named Evan Seinfeld who played a character named Jaz Hoyt on Oz.

Mike said...

Those are definitely implants.

Anonymous said...

She's married to Jaz? That's nuts. That guy was all tattooed and husky. She must like "bad boys".

Anonymous said...

I have runny across these lazy stars- they work best in g -bangs where they can pounded into oblivion. with respect to paul's doubts, one of her first films was in the Nice Rack series by Anabolic- which only uses girls with natural ones- why they were huge then- they do appear to look larger in the fhm cover- however, the upward angle of the photo might be playing a trick on the eye with respect to this feature.

Mike said...

She had something done to those boobies. I am also in shock that she loves OZ. Next thing I know, she will boxing too. What's next she will be a Syracuse fan?

Ton said...

Tera patrick was known as having an awesome natural rack for a long time...she shocked the community when she got implants. I just know this...because I have a problem. So yes, those are implants.

Anonymous said...

This piece of information is further confirmation that she is a dirty dirty girl who ... [the rest could not be committed to writing]