Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Idol Chatter

J.lo!!!!!!!!!!!!
En espanol.
Me gusta j.lo.

Melinda has two big problems in this competition. First she is almost 30 but acts almost 50. He dress and hairstyle looked like when the Godfather went to Cuba in 1959. Second, she has no confidence, and it's getting old very fast.

I realy like the scene of J.lo teaching Lakisha how to walk. I bet there was another portion of that conversation about how to use a big ass to your advantage.

The horns section sounds really good with this Latin music.

J.lo is really stealing this show. Her impression of the bitchy Latina woman complaining about Chris' pronounciation was very funny.

I think he is my least favorite contestant at this point.

Phil sucks too. I just think they are totally missing the point of Latin music when they sing songs by Rob Thomas. They just seem like cheesy white dudes. I think it would be like choosing something by Diddy if there were ever a rap night.

Funny plea for sympathy though by saying that his daughter has a stuffed cow named Simon COW-ell.

These contestants have no personality. If Chris Sligh were here he would have chosen a Marc Anthony and said "I heard chicks dig him."

"The embodiment of Latin passion, Sanjaya."

"Don't be fooled by the votes the he got, he's still Sanjaya from the block."

I like that Sanjaya grew a dirt moustache to look like a Mexican migrant worker this week.

Basically it breaks down like this. No way Sanjaya goes home after this, his best performance ever. That leaves Chris, Phil and Haley. I think it's the end of the road for Haley.

The contestants break down into two categories, the good ones and the bad ones.
You have LaKisha, Melinda, Jordin and Blake.
Phil, Sanjaya, Haley and Chris are in the other category.
Because LaKisha and Melinda have no chance to win because they don't appeal to the show's core audience, this contest is between Blake and Jordin and I'd be shocked if Blake didn't end up as your next American Idol.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Sanjaya will win! You don't know what you're talking about!!