Then Britney went through a phase where she wasn't a girl, but not yet a woman, but she tried to be one, a really slutty one, and it was awesome. Then she became a woman. She became a sloppy mother of two (with the C-section scar to prove it) in torn fishnet stockings.
Then after Britney made it big, a fresh faced newcomer named Christina Aguilera burst onto the scene with her hit song "Genie in a Bottle" that made lots of guys rub themselves the right way.
Then she changed her image and became a dirty whore in assless chaps with jizz in her hair.
Editor's Note: Christina has cleaned up her image recently, after marrying a nice Jewish boy. But she's still a whore.
At the tail end of this pop princess phase, emerged Mandy Moore with the song "Candy." She was only 15 so she was a little young to get too sexually excited about, except for pedophiles, the Concierge and TON who famously said "I was at my computer and I accidentally typed in www.mandymoore.com."
Fast forward several years and Mandy Moore has turned into by the far the hottest of three. Proving that as in life, when it comes to being a hot young pop star, it's not where you start, it's where you finish.
2 comments:
You pretty much covered the spectrum. Mandy Moore is definitely the most 'beautiful' of the three (although I'll never forgive her for semi-ruining 1/2 a season of Entourage). Britney is totally off the bottom of the charts these days....I still think my girl X-Stina is the hottest though.
You could have also made a quick reference to Willa Ford...while no where near as successful as any of these three...her whore potential was through the roof.
Truthfully, I didn't even think of Willa Ford but she doesn't quite fit because her first song was "I Wanna Be Bad" so she was a slut from the get-go.
I also excluded Jessica Simpson because like Ford she was a little older when she started. Plus in Simpson's case, she was hot then and she's hot now.
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