Friday, October 03, 2008

Actual Conversation in the Poop House

Mrs. Poop: It must be really embarrassing when all the newspapers and magazines are writing about your anal cancer.
Paul: (through uncontrollable laughter) Who has anal cancer?
Mrs. Poop: Farrah Fawcett. Do you think she's going to lose her anus?
Paul: (through uncontrollable laughter) She'll have to shit in a bag.
Mrs. Poop: Stop laughing, cancer is not funny.
Paul: Why did you tell me about ass cancer if you didn't want me to laugh?
Mrs. Poop: I thought you were mature enough to handle it. I thought wrong.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well it's been quite a week for anuses!

Besides the Farah Fawcett anal cancer news, the world was also introduced to Anne Hathaway's love of anal sex (which she described as "sensual").

Do you think that anal sex causes anal cancer?

Paul said...

The Anne Hathaway story was an internet hoax.
But another hot celebrity did confess to liking anal sex