I Wish Lenny Dykstra Were My Dad

The Poop's favorite actress, Jamie-Lynn Sigler is now engaged, to Cutter Dykstra, son of Lenny Dykstra, the man they call nails on the Mets ballclub.
She is 31 and on the hysterical new NBC sitcom, "Guys With Kids."
He is 23 and in the minor leagues for the Washington Nationals.
The groom's father is currently in prison but will hopefully be out in time for the wedding.

Here's the picture the couple posted on Twitter to announce their engagement:

Who Wore It Best?

When I saw Minka Kelly's sexy photo shoot in Esquire (she was named their sexiest woman in the world, deservedly) I knew the outfit looked familiar. Jamie Lynn-Sigler rocked a similar get-up in Maxim.

So who wore the white blouse, black bra better?








Btw, Minka revealed in that interview with Esquire, her mom was a stripper. Too bad she didn't follow in those footsteps.

Do Beautiful Women Date Fat Dudes?

Cringe-worthy interview between my girl Jamie-Lynn Sigler and an ABC News reporter who doesn't follow the gossip pages or realize that life imitates art.
A must watch!

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Meadow's Side Boobie Action

A little SBA from Meadow. A great way to honor Martin Luther King Jr.

Meadow Has the Same Effect on Me

Jamie-Lynn Sigler stars in a Saturday Night Live Digital Short.



"Jizz in My Pants!" Hilarious. By the way, the other hot chick was Molly Sims.

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Awesome!

Meadow and Turtle have phone sex on Entourage

Don't Call It a Comeback, She's Been Here For Years

Many people had written of the career of Meadow Soprano aka Jamie-Lynn Sigler. They said she was typecast as the mob boss's daughter. But I knew she was more than that.
And in one short span of time she showed what kind of actress she can be.
On Sunday night she was a foul-mouthed slut, playing herself on "Entourage" and phoning Turle for a late-night booty call.
But Meadow came back, the very next day, and killed it as a foul-mouthed slut, playing a "wooo girl" on "How I Met Your Mother."
And damn did she look good riding that mechanical bull.

Love is Blind

It looks like it is true, Jamie-Lynn Sigler aka Meadow is dating Jerry Ferrara aka Turtle aka Sal.
Evidently Meadow is a method actress because when she was working on Entourage playing a girl who likes losers, she fell in love with a loser.
I guess it does provide a little bit of hope for the rest of us regular Joes.

My Girl Meadow

The beautiful and talented Jamie-Lynn Sigler made her guest appearance on Entourage, and of course I loved it.
She was sweet and gorgeous as always, but showed a tougher side of her with lines like "fuckin cunts," "he told you I jerked him off" and "I would have fucked him too."





But Meadow's appearance on the show has started rumors of art imitating life. Rumors she artfully shot down , saying her and Jerry Ferraro (Turtle) are just friends, having seen each other at numerous HBO soirees over the years. But she did say she shot 3 episodes, so we're going to see her twice more, hopefully in even more provocative circumstances.

Hello Old Friend Part II

In my haste to publish my previous post about Jamie-Lynn Sigler I forgot that I wanted to post this picture of her too. Thanks to SCZA for sending this to me in the first place, and thanks to anonymous (VW if this was you why don't you take credit?) for reminding me.

Be warned this picture looks safe, but if you expand it to get a better look, it becomes NSFW.



And for an even closer look, here's a closeup, also NSFW.

Hello Old Friend

Jamie-Lynn Sigler, aka my friend aka Meadow Soprano at the HBO Emmys party.

Goodbye Friend

The saddest part of the Sopranos finale is that I have to say goodbye to an old friend. I first fell in love with Meadow during my senior year at Syracuse after the show's first season. She came to visit a friend of hers who was going to Syracuse and I was the only one in the crowded bar with enough guts to go talk to her. She was so sweet and so nice and every time I called her Meadow she said "it's Jamie." But I had just started dating Mrs. Poop back then so things were not to be for Meadow, I mean Jamie, and me. But we remained friends, I even renamed the Meadowlands the PaulsFriendLands in her honor. Through her eating disorder and her divorce, I was always there for her. I will always love Meadow Soprano, even though I have to say goodbye.

Get Out of My Dreams

"SOPRANOS" star Jamie-Lynn Sigler was on her way to the opening of the exclusive new Mur.Mur nightclub at the Borgata in Atlantic City, when the stretch limo carrying her entourage pulled up to a rest stop. Sigler stocked up on candy for the remainder of the drive - and got back into the wrong car. The passengers stared at her blankly as she blushed, apologized and made a hasty exit to the correct VIP ride. After sitting in four hours of grueling traffic, the raven-haired beauty joined Wilmer Valderrama, Danny Masterson, Shannon Elizabeth and Constantine Maroulis at the new club.

Every Time I Think I'm Out

After about 3 years and several unread issues featuring cover girls like Laura Prepon, Avril Lavigne, Haylie Duff, Nicolette Sheridan, Cindy Crawford and Bea Arthur, I decided not to renew my Maxim subscription. The very next month, guess who is on the cover. Jamie-Lynn Sigler, better know as Paul's friend Meadow. Of course, I just renewed so I could log in and check out the pics.