Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Jessica Simpson is Stupid

Even dumber than "is this chicken?"
Even dumber than the five continents are "A, E, I, O & U"
Even dumber than "platamapus"
Jessica Simpson did not sign a prenup.
She made all the money last year, $35m according to the Post.
But when Nick Lachey leaves her ass he gonna leave with half.
California laws are tough on this.
Turnabout is fair play.

Unfortunately for her, these aren't brains
Couldn't decide which boobie pic I liked better, so I posted them both, enjoy!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Guess who is next in line to take half of her remaining money??