Wednesday, November 30, 2005

More Idiots Sue Over Hot Food

A woman is suing the Pizza Hut in Lehighton, Pa., because the hot poppers she ordered as an appetizer were, well, hot and popped when she bit into them.

Sorana Georgescu-Hassanin claims she may be permanently impaired because the ''excessively hot'' oil in the deep-fried, cheese-stuffed hot pepper severely burned her chin.

Her husband, Hatem Hassanin, is suing for the loss of companionship (blow jobs) and comfort of his wife.

They are suing Pizza Hut for at least $25,000 each.

2 comments:

Ton said...

Fantastic. I look forward to never being served a hot food product again, once the big companies decide to serve it 'kinda warm' just in case one of these idiots is present.

Anonymous said...

A similar thing happened at Joe's Shanghai when a man burned himself because he put a whole soup dumpling in his mouth and bit into it. The only difference is that when he threatened suit, Joe sent a waiter with a cleaver and threatened to chop the customer's testicles clean off. Believe that suckas. Makes you think twice about those round balls on meat in the dumpling.