Thursday, December 01, 2005

More Mitzvah Madness

Elizabeth Brooks' bat mitzvah will now be known as "Mitzvahpalooza."
Multimillionaire Long Island defense contractor David H. Brooks booked two floors of the Rainbow Room, hauled in concert-ready equipment, built a stage, installed special carpeting, outfitted the space with Jumbotrons and arranged command performances by everyone from 50 Cent to Tom Petty to Aerosmith.
Aerosmith appeared, reportedly for $2m.
The party cost an estimated $10 million, including the price of corporate jets to ferry the performers to and from.
Also on the bill were The Eagles' Don Henley and Joe Walsh performing with Fleetwood Mac's Stevie Nicks; DJ AM (Nicole Richie's fiance); rap diva Ciara and, sadly perhaps (except that he received an estimated $250,000 for the job), Kenny G.
The 150 kids in attendance seemed more impressed by their $1,000 gift bags, complete with digital cameras and the latest video iPod.
For his estimated $500,000, I hear that 50 Cent performed only four or five songs - and badly - though he did manage to work in the lyric, "Go shorty, it's your bat miztvah, we gonna party like it's your bat mitzvah."

2 comments:

Mike said...

I heard about this on the radio. There are a lot of rich people in the world. I need to step up and do something.

Ton said...

Mike, I agree. Where do these girls go to school?...that's where I need to start hanging out. "Sup baby? You like chest hair?"