This happened on I-485 in Charlotte on the day before Thanksgiving.
The driver said he noticed someone behind him flashing their headlights, so he hit his brakes.
The driver said the car then pulled along side him, police said.
The victim said he immediately recognized the driver as Ric Flair.
The driver told police that Flair got out of his car, walked over to the vehicle, grabbed him by the neck and damaged his car.
Flair then chopped the man ten times across the chest, screaming "whoo!" after each one.
Flair asked the driver if he wanted to take a ride on Space Mountain.
The driver told Flair that Space Mountain was old and broken down.
Flair told the driver that it still had the longest lines in the park.
Flair called the driver an overbearing obnoxious asshole.
Then he bit his own tongue and juiced hardway.
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